As IF

As if I don't have enough to worry about, there's a world-class killer on the loose this week in the Bronx.
Before all the New Yorkers head over to double-lock their doors, let me assure you that this killer is not human.
It's a snake!
Yes, a snake. Apparently, a deadly baby cobra is on the loose at New York's World-Famous Bronx Zoo. The missing cobra disappeared from the Reptile House this past Friday. They are busy trying to find her, trying to think of all sorts of ways to coax her out of hiding, or direct her to her proper space. In the meantime, it has been reported that the venom from this marauding snake can kill a human in the small space of about fifteen minutes.
And to think that all I had to worry about was the criminals!