I was talking to a girl friend of mine over the weekend, who was most recently dating a Federal Agent, and as we were busily dissecting his most curious dating behavior, I heard myself say:
"Well, I think he's being an asshole, but not like a felonious asshole. More like a misdemeanor asshole."
Yes, I actually said that. Which is how girls who are dating guys in law enforcement end up talking. Of course, if it weren't so funny, it would be sad.